That really is absolutely outrageous. Someone in my neighborhood is spreading total lies about me. First they said I couldn't pay for my cars any more. The fact is that all 3 cars are paid for, including the Daimler.
Then came the rumor that I had liver cancer. A total lie! I don't even have problems when I do a liver test with a few glasses of Jack Daniels.
Latest fake . I have an illegitimate son. Where is he supposed to be? With the little prince on the moon?

But, invented by envious people, believed by stupid people!...